The Wrap - GOATs on Oats

Horse Racing - James McDonald. An extraordinary effort at the age of 34. He now has the most Group 1 wins out of any Australian jockey ever (100 Group 1s in Australia!)cand a record partnership of wins with trainer Chris Wallerc(56). 

An incredible achievement and representation of hard work (and wealth). Sure, as you get better, you get better rides, but you still have to get the most out of the horse. His partnership with Chris Waller is amazing too. He brings at least half a length to the horses he rides. 

Autumn Glow is something else. 11 from 11 and climbing. It made a mess of them in the George Ryder, winning by nearly three lengths. Incredible. It has a turn of foot like few other horses.

NRL. Injuries can ruin your year and depth is critical. The loss of Ponga, Brown and Sharpe is cruel for Newcastle and the Tigers (Luai and Doueihi) will really derail their early season work. The lower leg injuries of players are excessive. Is this over working them in the off season, bad luck or bad preparation on the day? Some clubs certainly get more than others. 

The toughness of the NRL player is extraordinary, but the after life cannot be great. Earn up big in your career with loyalty to your family only. 

The Sharks had a bad loss. They look a bit slow in their backline now and need changes. Lumbering. You get the feeling they are sick of striving, working hard and making the finals, but falling away. A good problem to have in some ways.

Saints are struggling too all of a sudden. The Parramatta defence improved for the win, but they will need to do that fifty times over next week v the Panthers.

AFL. The competition motors on and the Swans are similar with injuries: no Gulden and no Heeney - and no points. They were gallant throughout, but need to show themselves on the bigger field. This was classic Swans. In front, but ran out of legs and puff. The Gold Coast look the real deal this year, but GWS seem to be an underperformer far too often.

Super Rugby. Waratahs up 17-8 at half time and lose with the Blues scoring late for the bonus point. They are one of the greatest 'patience testers' in world sport that mob. Slumping in a distant seventh spot while the Brumbies sit third. The Reds look tougher too. Winning the tough games defines your season.

Sydney Kings. A smashing victory in the first Championship game v the Adelaide 36ers. Romped it in. Rarely does a team sweep to win a best of five championship in basketball. Let's see how they go on the road.

EPL. Big games tonight in the race to the spoon. Leeds (33 points)-Tottenham (30)-Notts Forest (29)-West Ham (29) all play with seven games remaining after this one. Burnley (20) and Wolves (17), already seemed doomed for relegation. Arsenal stretch their led to nine points in front. Unassailable.

Haaland sits on top of the EPL goal scorers (22) after a lean year by his standards. 

Everton are on 46 points and are just five points from fourth spot (Aston Villa - 51). Champions League (top four finish) and Europa League (fifth spot) spots are still up for grabs. This brings an added level of excitement to what is the best football league in the world. You don't want to be relegated from this show.

Sheffield Shield 2025-2026 Averages. The final kicks off with Victoria v South Australia this week on Thursday 26-30 March at the Junction Oval. If we needed any confirmation of the problems we face in Australian cricket on the dud super seaming pitches served up each year at present, the Shield averages show mediocrity... Averages in state cricket in the 30s do not cut it. Renshaw, Green and Weatherald didn't play all games, so really Liam Scott and Jake Lehmann were our best bats. (Sam Konstas does not make this list and scored 600+ runs @33 in 10 games... barely state cricket tolerable).

Our bowling on green tops aims up better.  Liam Scott (ex Ryde-Hunters Hill Pirates) aims up here too. Handy season. Swepson takes wickets but expensively. Rocchiccioli (not many surnames in world sport with four 'c's in it) from WA is the spinning guru, yet somehow Todd Murphy gets the media. Really like Matt Elliott-Megan Foley's son, Sam Elliott. A star of the future.

The Wrap - World Record Makers

1. Alex Johnston. The super highlight of a terrific record breaking performance was seeking young Cooper Anderson in a Roosters jersey be the first crowd member to AJ when he scored. Great pace and dexterity. A world record of tries. It seems hard to see when that record will ever be beaten.

2. James McDonald. What a legend. Also almost on the cusp of Group One glory as the most 'winningest' jockey in Australian racing history. At the age of 34, it is highly likely that J-Mac will put this out of reach for any other jockey. His win on Lazzura was outstanding in the Coolmore Classic for Chris Waller, putting him one shy of Damien Oliver's record of 129 Group 1 victories. He also stands to make it a total that will never be beaten and become the greatest ever. Looking forward to seeing Cooper run onto Randwick turf there as well! Love the passion.

3. NRL. Broncos dreadful after a sizeable lead, but Parramatta held on. Their style under Ryles is entertaining, but not sustainable. Leaking 80 points in two games is horrific but two points is two points. No management of the ruck. A touch football style really. It will bring too many injuries to play semi finals. Watch the knee and leg injuries rise as the weeks pass.

The Sharks were soundly pumped in Bathurst by the dominant Panthers. The Cowboys are near extinct and look like they will be the first team to have their coach sacked. St George looked strong but fell in a heap in the final 20 minutes when fitness was called for. That new Storm fullback Sua is something else. We have seen glimpses of him, but what a replacement for Papenhuyzen.

Warriors, Panthers, Storm have gotten off to a great start. The Panthers defence is something else so far. The Roosters had a bad loss and surprised when they almost joined the 50 point losers bracket. They miss the errant pom, Victor Radley.

How about the Henny Penny Knights? Up 30-10 at half time and they lose both Ponga and Dylan Brown by half time to injury (and Fletcher Sharpe last week in Vegas). How to lose half your salary cap. Manly at home usually crush opponents in these types of games in sunshine. Not now. Seibold looks like another with a shaky tenure on his role.

4. AFL. Sydney Swans looked good when it was dry and slowed down a little under the lights and dew, but start the year 2-0. They seem to have a stronger attitude, but two home games can be misleading. The Giants were absolutely whacked. Horrific. Essendon were terrible too. Not a lot of change year to year.

5. EPL. The Arsenal v Man City tussle at the top of the table is nearly over. The resurgent West Ham held Man City to 1-1 and Arsenal now look unstoppable for the EPL win - their first since 2003-2004. The relegation battle is more exciting. Tottenham's demise will be complete if they eventually get relegated! It may bring Ange back then. They play Liverpool tonight and look unlikely to win. Notts Forest are hopefully up for a drubbing. They have had more coaches than Bosnjaks.

6. PGA - The Tournament Players Championship. Scottie Scheffler did well to make the cut and is not quite on his game just yet. He came storming back with -5 in the third round for T26, but Ludwig Aberg is the likely winner of "the fifth major". Min Woo has had an incredible season to date. He too is on T26. Rory has a worrying back complaint so early in the season.

7. NBL. The Sydney Kings had a narrow win in Game 1 v the most 'winningest' franchise in NBL history, the Perth Wildcats. Game 2 was close, but the Kings move through to the Championship Final. Coach Goorjian has an incredible strike rate.. 

Amazing to see an 83 point game in the NBA from Miami Heat's Bam Adebayo this week. Lots of critics but that is the second most ever. Incredible.

8. Sheffield Shield Final. Our domestic pitches are not great for batsmen, but some improvements are evident. Cameron Green has chalked up another state century (130no v NSW), while Sam Konstas got his regular 30 odd. It makes Green hard to drop from the national team.

You may have missed NSW winning the ODI McDonalds-Ford Ranger- FAI Cup last week too. A new coach appointment looms... as it does for the Sydney Sixers and Sydney Thunder.

9. Rugby. In the Super Rugby, the Waratahs lose to the Reds 26-17 and sink to their customary mid table position. They are a sad disappointment. 

In the Six Nations rugby, an amazing 48-46 win for France over England. Defence was not the priority, but France hit the top of the table for the championship win. Scotland downed by Ireland and ended in third place. England had four losses this season - their worst in fifty years.

The Wrap - Premium Attitude

1. NRL Chaos. It feels like the 2025 season has just picked up from where it was...same teams winning and losing... except for the premiers who were crushed!

First round, start of the year and all that, but two of the preseason "stars" in Parramatta (52-4) and the Gold Coast Titans (50-10) are both now banished to the NRL dustbin. No hope of semis after giving up 50 in the first round. The Craven Mild Cup premiers in Parramatta were whacked and have given up 50 in their first game in successive seasons. 56-18 to Storm in 2025 and 52-4 to Storm in 2026.

Coach Ryles needs a little blow torch on him soon. He has skated along with media favours and really it is all window dressing. No strength or resolve and poor attitudes in his players (I remember in 2025 blokes pulling pants down of teammates, loud mouth bench players, etc. What standards is he setting in 2026?).

It is staggering to see how bad Parramatta were. Moses was full of whinging (as Kerry Packer said "don't explain and don't complain"). They have had a glorious positive media run, but they have nothing and face the Broncos next week. The key problem is they now have pace, but do not control the ruck. They tackle and retreat in their version of touch football, but are not fit enough to play like that. Fancy being doomed after one round. The Centre of Excellence should be turned into a bingo house. It would have the same impact.

The Gold Coast were just as bad and even though they were whacked, the Roosters were ordinary too (42-18), but the Warriors were strong. The Titans are sponsored by Hannay Criminal Lawyers. Josh Hannay the coach saw some criminal defence as well!

The Broncos were belted too 26-0 - and at home for their charmed annual draw as usual. The Panthers looked back to their ruthless best.

Canberra are the second half chiefs. They come back from any spot and have a toughness to win. Surely they will figure again this year after a terrible end to 2025. An incredible re-built team who win tight games regularly. The Rabbits looked brighter, but their defence struggles to match the best teams.

2. Australian FI Grand Prix. Talk about technical rule changes. Narrower tyres, lighter cars...all sorts of changes. The F1 seem very intent on changing their product and the fans just want to be able to follow the gig. Apparently prices have gone through the roof in 2026. 

George Russell from Mercedes killed it. Piastri seems to have a changed (more negative) attitude this season after the nonsense of season 2025. 

3. Dave Rennie. Signed up as the new All Blacks Coach. He has the worst ever record for Australian rugby coaches in the last 50 years! No doubt he will do better than a 36% winning percentage!

4. Six Nations Rugby. Ireland surging, but France looked to have it in the bag, until Scotland smacked them 50-40 overnight. A huge result for the Scots.

The Waratahs are back to their usual tricks, giving up when it gets tough, just like Parramatta. Losing 59-19 to the Highlanders. They are destined to miss finals as always. Attitude when things get difficult. Conversely, the Brumbies surge on beating the Blues. The Waratahs have just had a bye too!

5. EPL. (i) Tottenham are absolutely staring at relegation on 29 points with five successive losses. Serious decline. Notts Forest (28) are now equal with West Ham (28) who are surging quietly out of the 'drop zone'. An intriguing battle with nine games remaining for most (38 games total). Four wins out of nine games might just about do it for you!

(ii) Fifth Round FA Cup Results. Winners progressing to the final eight: Man City, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal. Four more games tonight.

(iii) A-League. Newcastle Jets look to have the minor premiership in their grasp. The Western Sydney Wanderers will be getting the spoon by the looks of it! 

6. Arnold Palmer Golf Invitational. You only need to be a shade off colour and you are out of the reckoning. Min Woo (6th) continues his good 2026 form and Scottie Scheffler is still struggling in the first round of tournaments and having to play catch up (T20). Doing the business across four rounds is as tough as it gets.

7. Australian Women's Cricket. Annabel Sutherland. 7 Tests and 4 tons. Good going with another 129 and averaging over 100! The Australian women are very united and look like they really enjoy their time together. Elyse Perry back to great form (76) and they put together a handy first innings lead of 125 runs. They really crushed India in the end after a bright T20 start.

8. World T20 Final. India v New Zealand. Finn Allen has been outstanding. It would be fabulous for New Zealand to win an international cricket competition, but India are the big favourites. A few cheap wickets could level them however. Intriguing, but of course the final is in their backyard! India never miss out on an advantage.

9. Sheffield Shield. NSW were smashed once again. They really cannot bat on our seaming decks and have had a miserable year. Sam Konstas is a 25 average player only. There was a time this would never happen to NSW. South Australia look to be in the box seat to play Victoria in the final. One last game to go. Queensland almost let a golden opportunity drop and suddenly they could miss out on the final. 6-43 chasing another 200 runs, but with rain tumbling they hold on. Very lucky.

10. AFL. Swans did well and look really fit. The SCG is always a different story to the MCG, but a bright start. Amazing how no injuries can help you look really good. No stupid BBQ wrestling (Mills) or jumping over metal barricades (Rampe)... a bit more maturity perhaps.

The Gold Coast looked great. Christian Petracca was super impressive. What a signing! The GWS juggernaut was terrific as well.

11. Asian Cup - Matildas. South Korea up next and possible redemption in the Asian Cup. They look a lot more composed now. Coach Montemurro seems like a sensible coach of purpose and unity.

12. NBL. The Kings get underway their play off campaign this week v the Perth Wildcats. Best of three games.

13. Horse Racing. Terrific runs by a few... Tentyris was a poor ride, but what a horse. Joliestar is awesome, winning the Coolmore and Sheza Alibi was dominant . JMac is a legend. Six wins on the card. Follow him and you will be right!

The Wrap - What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

 1. NRL - Las Vegas: Allegiant Stadium. A great stadium which is a bit skinny for wingers to score regularly (centres score regularly in Vegas as a result). So much hype...incredible scenes. A sensational launch time. By all reports (thanks Paddy), a lively party all week! 

The Leeds Rhinos absolutely thumped HKR (who beat the Broncos in the World Club Challenge last week). Thank goodness for HKR with the saying " What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas". Suddenly Willie Peters looks shaky after being touted as the next coach of the Knights/ PNG Chiefs/ Perth Bears/ Hills District Bulls.

(i) Newcastle v Cowboys. Fletcher Sharpe is a top prospect, mullet and all. Quick and confident. Brown looked different and Ponga was excellent. If they can all stay on the field they may avoid the spoon. Todd Payton has a problem. A bad loss and they lack pace and youth. He could be the first coach sacked if he is not careful.

(ii) Bulldogs v St George. Not sure of the speed of the Bulldogs halves in the modern game. Galvin? Never been fitter, young and all that, but he lacks pace and as a result they lack that winning edge. He is getting closer to the line before passing, but... They have Crichton who is getting to the peak of his powers now. However, maybe Burton's time is getting ready to expire. St George look steady, but too many older slower guys...Gutherson, Suli, Cook, Kerr, Holmes, Leilua. Sadly, many of them are cranky, ill disciplined players. Like the young Couchman brothers. Did their dad write Maths textbooks?

A golden point loss is always tough to manage. Saints lost a million games by one and two points last year. A tough result. How was Crichton not binned? He seems to get away with a bit. Referee Atkins had a shocker sadly. That and a few other calls.

2. World T20 Cup. It is hard to get excited about this with Australia playing - or not. On at terrible TV times for us and not always that interesting it must be said. When Will Jacks (England) looks like becoming the player of the tournament, it is all struggling. T20 seems to be the second tier player's realm really. South Africa continue their fine resurgence as a cricket nation.

The semi-finals? 

• New Zealand v South Africa (?) on Thursday 5 March.
• England v India (?) on Friday 6 March.

Final? - Next Monday 9 March.

3. AFL. Everyone is finished with the preseason (and a bit sick of it!) and looking forward to the comp starting. They need a huge launch as well. I suspect AFL in a new international area/ stadium could be huge!

4. EPL. Man City beat Leeds 1-0, but Arsenal still ahead by two points with 10 games to go. Man City looks the goods. Coach Pep has an incredible record (seven championships). West Ham were hammered by Liverpool 5-2 and Everton continue their great form. Sunderland are locked into the middle of the table and Tottenham-Notts Forest-West Ham and Burnley are chasing survival. Incredible that Tottenham are in this mix. So bad and sacking Ange looks the worst decision of the year.

5. NBL. Best of three finals loom in a fortnight, before a best of five game final series... all into determining the Championship winner. Adelaide 36ers and Sydney Kings are the two top teams waiting for their opponents. The game gap is pretty excessive!

6. A League. Western Sydney Wanderers are cooked. They have lost too often and unless they do a Sydney Kings type recovery, they will be planning for next year. A disaster.

7. Six Nations Rugby. Scotland are resurgent, but France are flying. How quick are they?  Why are the French outside backs and especially their wingers, always two metres quicker than everyone else - today and historically?

Super Rugby... The Reds, Brumbies and Force win. We are good at starting with wins at the season commencement...before fading as it gets colder.

8. The Genesis PGA Tournament. Incredible end last week, but Bridgeman hung on for the win. Min Woo and Scottie Scheffler T12 ($415,000) and Adam Scott fourth ($1M). Great dime if you are talented enough! Noticed Italian Andrea Pavan fell down an elevator shaft when he stepped into a lift and it wasn't there! Does not seem to be an alcohol related matter. 

9. Makybe Diva. The great mare passes at age 27 after winning THREE consecutive Melbourne Cups. Likely to never be beaten by any horse - ever. A great of the turf rolls on by. The name was made from the first two letters of the owner's five children.

On Saturday, the mighty Autumn Glow, won its tenth straight race (just)! A new legend is emerging. Just beat Aeliana. Chris Waller has won that race (Verry Elleegant Stakes) twelve consecutive times!

The Wrap - Predictable Songs

1. T20 Cricket. Very predictable. Cameron Green has had a terrible summer and it continued... he just does not have the poise and composure yet. Rushed in from the start of his career, doesn't bowl, gets few runs and then as confidence fails, he drops catches. He and Cooper Connolly (4 ducks after seven T20 international innings) need to get back to Shield cricket. Dwarshuis gets the TFC award and Travis Head was a complete disappointment as our gun bat. Somehow it all just doesn't seem to matter to these guys - and probably not to the public either.

Maxwell needs to go. David was injured... and our bowling? Bartlett and Ellis...ho hum. Not quick enough.

Steve Smith enjoyed the sights abroad, but not to play him when the series was on the line was incredibly daft. When Renshaw is your best bat, we are in trouble, but well done to him. The selectors then drop him at the clutch time of course... A great win v Oman. We only beat the best.

Pleased to see Kurtis Patterson scoring runs in all formats - like the old days when batsmen used to have to score runs to make sides (Law, Barsby, Maher, Siddons, Love, et al). Highly talented and has come back from the depths of nothingness to excel. He will be in the mix for the Khawaja Test position.

The Womens T20 cricket team is not much better v India. They need to get busy. A poor series loss but T20 is a lottery. India are the kings and queens here.

2. Winter Olympics. A highly successful championship for Australia and lots of good viewing. An incredibly spectacular site. Milano Cortina reminds us of old cars we used to drive! Great to see such talent on those steep slopes.

3. NRL. Can't wait for Vegas this time next week. A sensational way to start the season (even though the two games seem a little lacklustre on paper). The media frenzy will be warming up this week...a whole week of publicity!

Great to see the generosity of the NRL extending to $100K for the pre-season for the February premiers! All covered by fines to players perhaps? The Eels are the pre-season champions. That will be remembered in September.

4. Six Nations Rugby. England crushed and Scotland surging. Incredible scenes. Hard to remember a crowd in rugby that loves a penalty goal more than the European crowds. We prefer tries. Princess Kate, for all her flair and warmth, could not inspire them either.

The Waratahs are playing a familiar song...early wins in a long season. Jorgensen is a high quality player. Oh boy, what pace!

The Brumbies finally beat the Crusaders at home after 26 years of losses. The Brumbies are always on song. An incredible franchise... like the Storm really.

5. EPL. Tottenham v Arsenal in the North London Derby tonight. Tottenham are in genuine trouble if they lose and Arsenal need the points to keep the distance from Man City. 10 matches left... the title is up for grabs. West Ham draw again, but edge closer to the fiasco of Notts Forest.

(The contested drop zone: Crystal Palace - 32, Leeds - 31, Tottenham - 29, Notts Forest - 27, West Ham - 25...)

6. LA Genesis Invitational PGA. At -17, Jacob Bridgeman surely cannot lose, but Rory hovers. But, if the weather switches or a lapse starts under pressure... Scheffler continues his incredible streak, nailing T4 ($900K) last week as well. His +3 first round here saw him almost miss his first cut in 68 tournaments, but has since nailed it to get to -5 with Min Woo. A big final round will get him in the top five yet again.

Min Woo earned $1.7M last week and had a messy third round. At five under he could get well into the cash again too.

7. NBL - Sydney Kings. Ending on top of the table after a stunning sequence of wins. Favourites for the championship? Looking to add to their five wins and three runners up championship record.

The Wrap - Changing Names and Jobs

1. Kareem Haas. Payne Haas joins a long list of players have changed their names in different sports... Abdul Qadir (Abdul Ka-deer became Carda, as in Jimmy); Mohammad Ali (aka Cassius Clay); Yousef Youhana (aka Mohammad Yousef); Kevin Iro (now KL Iro); Junior Paulo (Paul-oh to Pay-lo); Eldrick Woods (Tiger)... Gary Hocking (Whiskas for one game)... now Braden Uele (no Hammil-Uele any more). Talk about confusing.

2. T20 World Cup. Well, well, well...would never have guessed that we were THAT bad. As per the earlier alert, the poor batting continued v Zimbabwe, led by Travis Head who gets too many inside edges onto stumps and pads to reach his best form. Cameron Green is a disappointment too often when we need him. David too. Head needs to start leading - and Steve Smith has been included in the squad - mercifully, but must play. Our bowling is pretty poor to be frank. None of Starc, Cummins or Hazelwood makes us pedestrian. We will probably be done this week.

We all know what a mathematical chance of making the next phase of the tournament means. Buckleys. We were dreadful. It is one of our weakest international teams ever, but maybe there is still some fight to overcome this embarrassment...um...

3. Winter Olympics. A tremendous story re Cooper Marsh from Cooma who came through qualification. Under extreme pressure he came good. His old man is a gun coach. Scotty James - our most Winter Olympic medals ever - incredible.

Overall, three gold medals and a silver medal so far. Jakara Anthony, Josie Baff and Cooper Marsh and Scotty James (silver). Our best ever and pretty strong when all is considered with our climate. Moguls can test your knees! They should be pleased with how we have performed here. It is better than how we went in the Montreal summer Olympics.

4. Ange Postcoglou. Extraordinary scenes when BOTH of Ange's predecessors dismissed on the same day... Tottenham and Notts Forest. Both clubs are fading fast and remarkably on the cusp of relegation. Ange reminded us all that his stint yielded a significant trophy - and no real relegation threat from the EPL - but many other coaches did not!

West Ham's recovery extended into the FA Cup fourth round action this weekend too. Into the final eight teams now.

5. Lomax Solution. Either the Storm provide a commensurate player value or Lomax sits out the season or three. Lomax needs to learn a strong lesson here. Very entitled.

Ironically, when Justin Olam went to the Wests Tigers a couple of seasons ago, the Storm insisted on a player swap and got Shawn Blore. Now the goal posts have changed. They have reportedly asked the NRL to put pressure of the Parramatta club too... hypocrisy.

6. Pebble Beach PGA Golf. A very special course and a $5M winning purse. Min Woo up there after three rounds (5 off the pace), but Scottie Scheffler is back T22 after three rounds and a par in the first round. He almost pinched the Phoenix open last week too ending T3 - a shot behind the twin play off contenders. Awesome player. 

7. LIV Golf. The Anthony Kim win was incredible to hunt down Bryson and Rahme to win it all. A decade out of the game with issues, but back with a bang today in Adelaide. Awesome.

8. SuperBowl LX. As predicted, the Seattle Seahawks were too good for the young New England Patriots team. An awesome journey comes to an end, but a lot of learning in their rebuild. How good is Lady Gaga? Her half time show was super special! Bad Bunny...not too bad.

9. NRL Trials. Is it too early to say that some teams will not be in the eight? Newcastle and St George are in that number. The Knights are spoon material. They are only trials and all that, but you certainly get that feeling. Good to see some young talent on show across the weekend from all teams.

10. Sydney Kings (NBL). They are now up to 10 straight wins. Impressive surge to the top of the table!

11. AFL State of Origin. Yaaawn. The AFL don't get the concept... yet.

12. Autumn Glow. Nine from nine now after winning the Apollo Stakes in a canter really. Winx hype is mounting! The run of Tentyris in Melbourne was spectacular. That horse can motor!

13. Alex de Minaur. Won in Rotterdam where he has excelled in recent years. No Alcaraz and no Sinner = a championship win! He may crack the top eight again now after beating world number six, Felix Auger-Aliassime. Still a great quarter finalist who needs a better serve to compete for majors.

The Wrap - Bad Bunnies

1. T20 World Cup. We look to be in a world of pain once again in T20. The capitulation v Pakistan and 3-0 loss last week was appalling. Yet we don't have enough quality spinners there (Khunemann, Zampa, Maxwell, Connolly will not be in the league of the sub-continent spinners). We also look completely lost against spin. 

Our batters just got massively embarrassed. 

• Connolly picked up two ducks from three innings and scored one run! He is really poor against slow bowling.
• Renshaw scored 18 runs in three innings. He struggles massively against spin too.
• Marsh (19), Head (27) and Short (34) runs were our best total run scorers across three games, behind Cameron Green, who scored 93 runs in three innings (our best).
• Hazelwood looks just about finished now too...but will be back for the IPL no doubt.

This batting will not win the tournament. It is a commentary on the slow pitches on the sub-continent and our inability to play spin. Steve Smith is one bloke who plays spin better than most. Maybe our arrogant selectors might make a necessary late change.

2. NRL. Payne Haas is a massive signing coup (three years) for South Sydney. What a superb player and a player who wins at every turn. An incredible signing which has beaten off all others with a lot of organisational skill and strategy. Bad bunnies!

 The Broncos have nearly every other great player, so it is the fairness play that spreads talent, which the salary cap set out to uphold. Surely Wayne Bennett must be staying on at Souths too.

Miami? Saudi Arabia? The NRL are certainly looking at financial prosperity long term post their Vegas deal. The wily financial acumen of V'landys and Abdo is pretty exceptional and has built the code into an amazing entity, despite the critics.

Trials are underway, but 1 March is the Las Vegas launch. You miss the NRL!

The AFL conversely has been pretty quiet. No major off season controversies... yet!

3. Super Bowl LX. We will have a clash of the titans tomorrow Sydney time with the much fancied Seattle Seahawks taking on the outsiders, the New England Patriots. The Pats will complete and amazing turnaround if they can win. If coach Mike Vrabel can adjust their defence, they are a big chance. 

Can't wait to watch Bad Bunny perform at halftime. Who? Such an exciting event and we hope the NRL are watching to see how they do their half time show. The entertainment for NRL GF watchers is appalling. Mascot races don't do it for anyone.

4. EPL. The Hammers of West Ham are inching back to move from the drop zone (but they have a poor goals for and against differential). They won v Burnley and needed to, but are still three points away from Notts Forest who deserve a stint back in the Championship tier of English football. Let's see how this one plays out.

5. LIV Golf. Elvis Smylie has won $5.6M, winning the first 72 hole event under lights in Saudi Arabia. A stunning statement ahead of LIV Adelaide next week and the crazy scenes there!

Meanwhile the Phoenix Open with a round to go is evenly poised, but Matsuyama (-13) looks favourite. Scheffler is a way off (-8), but a six under round again will have him near winning it! Min Woo is tied 11th (-9).

6. Vaibhav Sooryavanshi. The fourteen year old cricket phenomenon from India (if you can believe the birth certificate) absolutely brained them in the U/19 World Cup final hitting 175 (15 sixes/ 15 fours) in the final. Some of his sixes were out of the ground. India beat England hitting 9/411 on the back of that mind blowing effort.

7. Sheffield Shield. Hit a ton these days and you are near Australian selection! Kurtis Patterson hit 175 and the selectors shuffle. He is so talented, but so inconsistent. The batting continues to be horrible on seaming decks around the country. A Victoria and Queensland final is nearly a certainty.

8. Winter Olympics. As a minnow we are still on a duck egg with Australian medal winners. It could be a long wait, but the uniforms look good.

9. Australian Open Tennis. How good is Carlos Alcaraz? After winning the Australian Open, he moves to seven Grand Slam wins with a career Grand Slam (winning every Grand Slam on every surface) ... the same number of wins as McEnroe, Newcombe and Wilander and at such a young age. He is now only one behind Connors, Lendl, Rosewall and Agassi on eight Grand Slam wins. An absolute legend.

The Wrap - Hippopotamus Ears

1. Australian Open Tennis. The Aryna Sabalenka train wreck continues sadly. A four time Grand Slam winner (2 x US and 2 x Australian, with four finals losses too) was not able to stay composed to win when 3-0 up, losing two years in a row, despite winning Brisbane and looking quite invincible. Elena Rybakina was awesome taking the first set in the tournament from Sabalenka and ambushing her for her second Grand Slam win. A melt down really.  

Djokovic (as unlikeable as he is to many) has made an extraordinary leap in 2026 at the AO. At 39 years of age, he makes his 38th Grand Slam Final. So he has won 24 and lost 13 - one to be determined! Incredible. Novak has also never lost an Australian Open final.

Alcaraz stands on the precipice of greatness with the chance to be the youngest ever to win all four Grand Slams - a "Career Grand Slam" and an elite club...all at the age of 22! A sensational talent. He has six Grand Slam wins (the same as Becker and Edberg). Newcombe, McEnroe and Willander have all won 7 Grand Slams, so Alcaraz could join these superstars too.

Sadly, the worst effort of the Australian Open was by our top female player - Maya Joint. A US local really who plays for Australia, bundled out in the first round for the second straight year. As Kerry Packer once said "don't get bitter - get better!". Nick Kyrgios lost this award in a split decision.

2. Australian T20 Cricket. A catastrophic T20 performance v Pakistan in the lead up to the T20 World Cup. No surprises there after this season's BBL... Matt Short, Mitch Owen, Glenn 'Tennis Court-Golf Cart' Maxwell, Josh Phillipe and Cooper Connolly (who seems to get more ducks than most now...four T20 innings and two ducks in the middle order!) were woeful with the bat this BBL season. Then they are selected in the Australian team! 

Sadly, Cameron Green is also very average on slow decks. The $6 million dollar man who didn't play in the BBL (not that the Scorchers needed him to win) and then struggles on the sub continent where is meant to dominate (and has at times in T20). Memo to Cameron: 30 off 30 balls as number three is not good enough. Usman Tariq, the Pakistan bowler who dismissed Green overnight has perhaps the worst action any of us would have seen in world cricket ever - it is truly dreadful. Xavier Bartlett is about the only one who can hold his head up so far.

Compounding this catastrophe is that Pat Cummins was ruled out of the World Cup T20 side and Ben Dwarshuis was selected instead. It will surprise many that Dwarshuis is the second highest wicket taker in the BBL of all time! The clanger was the selection of Matt Renshaw over Steve Smith. Honestly. Tim David's fitness is not quite right yet, so Smith is still on the radar.

3. Super Bowl 60 (LX). The New England Patriots were superb in beating the (QB-less) Broncos to win the divisional championship v the much more fancied Seattle Seahawks. Playing the Super Bowl in the relative warmth of California, the NEPs are led by Drake Maye but will need to be sharp next Monday 9 Feb. The Seattle defence is strong, but Maye has surprised everyone in the 2025-2026 season. 

The coaching has been superb too from Mike Vrabel, the former Super Bowl winner with the Patriots in 2002, 2004 and 2005. Vrabel played there and is in his first year of coaching the NEP team and was a gun defensive player in his day. Stevenson the running back is immense as is the speed of Diggs, the wide receiver post ACL surgery this season. 

What about this for a story?

Sam Darnold, the Seahawks' QB was the third pick in the 2018 draft to the hapless New York Jets where he was limited (after three seasons 4-12, 7-9, 2-14). After being traded to the Carolina Panthers (5-12, before losing the starting spot), he was sent to the San Francisco 49ers for a year and went to the bench as their back up guy and didn't really play. After that he went to the Minesota Vikings and went 14-3 in a great year yet they did not win the division (Detroit Lions went 15-2 to beat them). He was then sent to Seattle and is now in a Super Bowl.

US sport is a tough nut to crack. The toughest survive and achieve, while the rest come home.

4. EPL. Arsenal and Liverpool snapped back to life. West Ham were downed 3-2 by Chelsea. Arsenal stay 7 points clear of Man City who have a game in hand. Sunderland have hit the wall and Everton keep seeking out points and look like they will again escape any thought of relegation - yet again!

5. UFC - Alex Volkanovski. The Australian powerhouse was too good for Lopes. He is a phenomenon. So tough and uncompromising. One of the best ever.

6. A League. Sacking the Western Sydney Wanderers coach did not work out so well, going down 4-1 to Sydney FC. The WSW are fast becoming an ongoing A League misery story.

7. Sydney Sixers. Coaching can be tough. The Sixers have won the BBL so often (3) or lost in finals (5), yet they part ways with coach Greg Shipperd after many years. His NSW Sheffield Shield work has been too inconsistent and with a team of spoiled new players who don't play straight (eg. Sam Konstas), they struggle. Shipperd has not been able to change this and needed to be more brutal. Retire older players of no value and don't persist with belligerent young players who have hippopotamus ears, when elephant ears are required.

8. NBL. The Sydney Kings have started and continue an incredible winning streak (W7) landing in second spot and surging forward. Brian Goorjian is doing an incredible job once again. A proven winner in his seventies as a passionate and committed coach - and a good man.

The Wrap - Scorching Form

1. BBL. The almost annual Sixers v Scorchers T20 final is on again. In 15 seasons, they have played each other FIVE times in BBL finals and head to head, the Scorchers have 3 wins and the Sixers have won 2 times. In total, the Scorchers have won the BBL FIVE times. The Sixers have won the BBL THREE times. Incredible rivalry by both teams. 

Getting Smith and Starc back for the Sixers was a huge plus. They have been a different team since.

It is hard to believe that Steve Smith is not in our top players for that T20 World Cup (India-Sri Lanka shared venues). 

2. Australian Open Tennis. Alex de Minaur has made the Round of 16 for five straight years. Incredible, but it seems as though his game has not gone forward too far from sixteenth to top six in the world. If AdM wins, he runs into Alcarez in the final 8 and will be upended. 

He will not catch Sabalenka who is firming as the women's winner once again. Remarkably few upsets so far. 

3. EPL. West Ham are surging back, almost reaching Notts Forest and almost climbing out of the drop zone. It has been some sort of recovery, but much more to do yet. Burnley and Wolves are gone. Arsenal are still comfortably ahead, but a couple of draws or a loss could change things rapidly. Tottenham continue to struggle... the coach is on the slippery dip as they languish in 15th spot in the EPL.

4. NFL. The Patriots v Broncos clash is going to yield a surprise AFC packet Super Bowl representative on 9 Feb. The Pats have been sensational and defied the odds at every turn. Their new QB, Drake Maye has absolutely transformed the team and the competition really. He is on the precipice of greatness in his first year! MVP? From North Carolina and a 2024 draft pick come good! Meanwhile, the Broncos have lost their QB to injury. Interesting times ahead.

The Seattle Seahawks are poised to strike. The Rams will not have the firepower, but the week off could impact their rhythm. Doubtful. The Seahawks should dominate.

5. Zac Lomax. The saga continues. Melbourne Storm need a blast too. Offering $200K for Lomax is a bad deal for any club who had an Origin player who wants to join an opponent. Zac needs to be treated very harshly here. He has done it twice now and thinks he can jump in and out of contracts. He needs to learn a strong lesson in life. No tears from the Dragons supporters either.

6. Winter Olympics. We will all become experts very soon in 12 days time. Great footage and skill ahead. Talk of 'our best ever winter Olympics team' gives us all the head shakes. Scottie James is owned suddenly until he speaks with a twang and reveals his rich USA ties. We claim them every four years and give them little exposure or recognition in between. The Olympic spirit is teetering in modern times.

7. PGA - The American Express. How about this young talent, Blades Brown? Almost shot 59 in the second round, lipping out. Equal second placed is the great Scottie Scheffler hovering and could strike hard and early! Intriguing event played over three different courses in California.

8. Nick Kyrgios. As soon as things start stalling in the media, Nick gets a run typically about nothing. He says he has nothing to prove. Not sure what he has done, but he has made a lot of money.

The Wrap - Tszyulander

1. BBL - T20. Have we have reached a point in cricket where the young punk is a liability? Two in question - Sam Konstas and Jake Fraser-McGurk - are becoming expensive, both being dropped at different times. They are extravagant and excessive and rarely read the tea leaves inside the key game moments. Think Harry Brook - or Cameron Green too. 

Conversely, Steve Smith (awesome ton this week after only playing Test cricket - and not good enough to make the T20 National team) and Dave Warner (two BBL tons - 130 and 110no - and the highest tournament run scorer - on 433 runs at an average of 86.60. He hit most fifties (2) and the most fours (38), second most sixes (20). Awesome.

The Scorchers hit some great heights in the BBL annually. The Sixers too, but they will be under pressure from the Heat tonight. The records of both franchises is awesome. The Melbourne Stars are the only franchise who have never won the BBL. The crowds will fill the MCG if they can make a final. Maxwell might do us all a favour and hit double figures. He has been in horrific form this season.

2. Australian Open Tennis. Lots of hype and hoopla when the men's final will be the same as always... Sinner v Alcaraz - perhaps with the in form Medvedev putting some pressure on. Sabalanka will be hard to beat in the women's draw.

Don't we love tennis players whinging about prize money annually? They (all) already get far too much for their efforts. Huge crowds gets them excited.

Jelena Dokic is looking and sounding so much better too which is great! Such a talented player and commentator.

3. Pakistan Cricket. Hurt feelings and no team work seems to be the lot of this underperforming somewhat chaotic cricketing nation. Noticed a local team rolled for 37, while chasing 40 to win...classic Pakistani cricket. 

Babar Azam was annoyed but Steve Smith was on fire and you have to yield to this surely. Instead, the silent treatment and the childish reaction underlines why Babar has not hit the heights he should have in world cricket. There are a number of other underperforming, but Haris Rauf has been excellent as usual.

4. Boxing. It's a Tszyu. Incredible scenes when Zerafa couldn't see and was blinded by the light. He has been a controversial boxing figure for a long while with delay, avoidance and technical excuses. Quite a useful boxer, but really? A bad look for a sport that has more black eyes out of the ring than inside it.

The Nelson (NAS) fight v Latimore was a comedy show...and George Burgess challenging him post fight was theatrical, but ridiculous too. The tried and tested boxing experts must be horrified.

5. NFL. Denver broke the Bills 33-30 eventually, but the Seattle Seahawks absolutely crushed the San Francisco 49ers 41-6. A massive and compelling win. 

The New England Patriots have their work cut out v the Texans tomorrow whose defence this season has been rock solid. The cold conditions up north could shock the warm blooded southerners! The winner plays Denver for the AFC Championship game and a ticket to the Super Bowl. The Broncos will be without their injured quarterback...ouch!

In the NFC, the winner of the Bears v Rams then play the Seattle Seahawks for a place in the NFC Championship game. Hard to see either of them troubling the Seahawks. Still four franchises that have never MADE a Super Bowl: the Browns, Lions, Texans and Jaguars. While others have made the Super Bowl but have not won it! Cardinals, Chargers, Panthers, Titans, Falcons, Bengals, Vikings - and the Buffalo Bills.

6. EPL. West Ham had a cracking win against Tottenham 2-1, who are on the slide. Their crowd was shouting the familiar refrain about coach Thomas Frank - "you are getting sacked in the morning". How they miss Ange!

West Ham now move to 17 points with Notts Forest on 22 points. They held Arsenal 1-1 so nudge ahead. Hopefully they fall in a heap soon. Arsenal are well ahead in the race to the end as Man City had a shock loss to ManU.

Noticed Sam Kerr netted twice for Chelsea in the UK as well. She is a star...could smile more, but a star nonetheless.

7. Via Sistina. Retired. What an awesome horse. The Cox Plate win was the most incredible run in recent memory. Some significant breeding barn dollars ahead.

8. Winter Olympics. Such a northern hemisphere event...we are working out the birth certificates and visas of all talented ex-pats, so we can claim a few medals! Starts in early Feb, when the NRL pre season trial s start too (mercifully!).

The Wrap - Sm(ashes) and Cr(ashes)

1. Ashes Cricket. A resounding 4-1 smashing. The Poms really struggle in Australia. Starc was awarded Man of the Series and deservedly so (has also hit a hole in one at Long Reef since too!). He got Australia out of a jam regularly, with ball (and bat), but it was Travis Head who won three tests on the back of his unorthodox batting and now 12 Test tons. He passed Simpson/ Katich/ Hassett (10 Test tons), Dean Jones and Marnus (11) and is now on 12 Test tons equal with Arthur Morris. If he can drop the clown act and mature even more, he could become a 20 Test ton legend.

Khawaja ends his career on 16 test tons, one short of Gilly (17) and has played very strongly over a long while, resurgent at the back end of his career like many more players.

Steve Smith - 37 tons at 56.05 - has an awesome Test record, however very unorthodox at times. Seeing him bowled by Jacks is extremely rare. A framed photo for the all time Jacks family memorabilia stand.

One for the Poms to have a beer or two around... if they can be trusted on the drink!

• Boland: 19 tests - 82 wickets at 18.59. Superb.
• Neser: 5 tests - 22 wickets at 18.91. Excellent.
• Starc: 105 tests - 433 wickets at 26.52. Outstanding.

Mitchell Starc in his 105 Tests has now taken 433 Test wickets (one behind Kapil Dev's 434 wickets in 131 tests at 29.64 and six behind Dale Steyn's 439 wickets in 93 tests at 22.95). He will become one of the best ten most successful Test bowlers of all time if he passes Steyn. Incredible impact at sustained speeds of over 142kph.

2. The SCG Test. A tight finish but five days for a Test was unique. The SCG Test rarely disappoints. Some memorable highlights:

• 1984 - The retirements of DK Lillee, Rod Marsh, GS Chappell.
• 1992-1993 - The sensational Brian Lara 277 innings.
• 1994 - Fanie de Villiers wins the impossible with the Damien Martyn silly drive
• 2003 - The Steve Waugh 100 off Richard Dawson on the last ball of the day.
• 2007 - The retirements of McGrath, Langer, Warne.
• 2008 - The Michael Clarke spinning the team to victory (Ishant Sharma and the gloves that would not fit - OJ Simpson style).
• 2009 - Johnson bowling the injured Graeme Smith to win the test.
• 2012 - Michael Clarke 329no (and Hussey 150no) v India.
• 2017 - Dave Warner hits a hundred in the first session v Pakistan.
• 2018 - Twin tons to Shaun (156) and Mitchell Marsh (101).
• 2020 - Marnus hits 215 v NZ and Lyon takes 10 wickets.
• 2022 - Usman Khawaja hits a ton in both innings v England (137 and 101no).
• 2025 - Boland gets 10 wickets v India as MOTM.
• 2025 and 2026 - Beau Webster's heroics in 2025 (57, 39no, 1 wicket and two catches) and 2026 (71no and 3/64). We won both Tests.

3. Australian Open Tennis. For the third straight year, Nick Kyrgios has withdrawn from the singles. This year though he did not seem as though he was actually 'in' and withdrew all the same. I suspect the AO were not so inclined to give him a wild card and with that, he bailed. Maybe not, but he needs to keep it a little more low profile than riding camels into stadia and claiming like he did in the 'battle of the sexes' if he is not right to play. It is all about Nick who has had many injury troubles, but also longer, more ingrained attitudinal problems. Good luck to him and nice to see him admit the attitudinal errors of his ways of the past more recently.

4. EPL. West Ham seem anchored to the bottom of the table now after 21 rounds. They will struggle to get many more points (14 at present) and seem to be staring relegation in the face. Burnley (13 points) and Wolves (7 points) already seem gone too. Notts Forest sit on 21 points and are closest.

Magnificent to see Nottingham Forest crash out of the FA Cup on the weekend to the Hollywood stars at Wrexham. A team of over indulged brats with an owner who can't tell the difference. Sean Dyche, the new manager/ coach, is starting to appreciate the lack of fight and selfishness of the players sitting in that dressing room. Maybe the owner might sack a few players once the team is relegated.

Interesting that Tottenham also got kicked out of the FA Cup and are also coming 14th in the EPL. Maybe time for some playing staff to move on there too perhaps. Or just the manager/ coach?

How about Crystal Palace, the carry over FA Cup champs, losing to sixth division, Macclesfield? An upset for the ages.

5. NRL - Zac Lomax. There is zero sympathy for him from anyone so it seems. He is an amazingly self centred player who struggles to commit to anything. Talented yes, but hard for team mates to believe he is standing with them.

6. BBL #15. On it rolls with the older players still dominating. Some mighty entertainment and Dave Warner is the second highest run scorer of the tournament, with Sam Harper the surprise leader. Peter Siddle is the second highest wicket taker too! Khawaja, Smith... while Konstas retreats to the bench with Fraser-McGurk not too far away!

The Sydney Thunder have already notched up FIVE wooden spoons ...a sixth is imminent. Maybe recruit some bowlers who get wickets and who are not Daniel Sams?

7. NFL. In the NFC playoffs, the Chicago Bears crushed the Green Bay Packers in a scintillating comeback (the biggest in franchise history from 3-21) to win in the final seconds 31-27... their first play off win in 15 years! The fierce rivalry against the 'Cheeseheads' saw many Bears fans wearing cheese graters on their heads at their home base of Soldiers Field. Love the NFL fan intensity where every inch and every second counts. Great times!

The Rams also knocked over the Carolina Panthers 34-31. Pounded!

Plenty more to come tomorrow.

8. NRL. Tyran Wishart to the Perth Bears. Finally a great long term signing! Perhaps Parramatta may have been better served here than with a one year deal for the talented Jonah Pezet? The Bears will need talent to be competitive.

The Wrap - Ashes Animals

1. Ashes - Final SCG Test. A solid 384 is under par from England on that deck, despite the work of the great Joe Root (160). Two tons in the series and a statement made by a man who now has 41 Test tons - the same as Ricky Ponting. Harry Brook is a great talent - and Jamie Smith, but brain explosions really inhibit these blokes. Youth and they need to learn fast, but could both dominate world cricket. 

The explosive batting work from Travis Head was a joy in the Australian first innings to date (91 no), as he continues to dominate in first innings of games. He is 8/11 tons in Tests in the first innings of a game (two second innings tons so far in this Ashes series). This is an incredible strike rate when first innings runs are typically much harder to achieve. Head has an eye like a dead fish and hits the ball extremely hard. here's hoping for another ton tomorrow.

Head could pip Mitchell Starc as player of the series. 

Starc and Carey have been great (Carey has taken 26 catches/ 1 stumping in this Ashes series to date). Starc has knocked over the left handers of England (Duckett, Stokes) eight times! Michael Neser has proven to be a worthy addition to the team. He has taken 14 wickets at 17 in five innings. Impressive. Then he gets runs in Melbourne and comes out as a worthy night watchman. 

Steve Smith and Pat Cummins need a good look at their negative tactics of putting a ring of fieldsmen on the fence and bowling short to the tailender. Pitch it up and profit.

Is it fair to say Boland bowls better for Australia than he ever does for Victoria? (80 wickets in 19 matches at 18.48. It doesn't get any better than this!).

2. Animal XI. Poor Ben Duckett has played better pre-game soccer in the warm ups than on the cricket field. Poor hands, poor batting (gets bowled far too much). However, that has not deterred the selectors:

• Ben Duck(ett)
• Michael Slater
• Shubman Gill
• Martin Crowe
• Aaron Finch
• Robin Smith
• Jack Russell (wk)
• Graeme Swann
• Nathan Lyon
• Mike Trout
• Rodney Hogg.
• 12th: Brendan Dog (gett)/ Jackson Bird.
• Umpire: Dickie Bird.

3. EPL. West Ham look set for relegation. Sad, but true. Losing to the near winless Wolves is not a good step forward. 

4. Tennis. Alex de Minaur is closing in on World No. 5. A top effort, but no one gets past Sinner and Alcarez. They may as well give them the trophy now.

5. NFL. The finals are now determined. Broncos (AFC) and Seahawks (NFC) take the Conference titles. Getting through to the play off match ups are:

NFC:
1. Seahawks
2. Bears vs. 7. Packers
3. Eagles vs. 6. 49ers
4. Panthers vs. 5. Rams

AFC:
1. Broncos
2. Patriots vs. 7. Chargers
3. Jaguars vs. 6. Bills
4. Steelers vs. 5. Texans