1. NRL Chaos. It feels like the 2025 season has just picked up from where it was...same teams winning and losing... except for the premiers who were crushed!
First round, start of the year and all that, but two of the preseason "stars" in Parramatta (52-4) and the Gold Coast Titans (50-10) are both now banished to the NRL dustbin. No hope of semis after giving up 50 in the first round. The Craven Mild Cup premiers in Parramatta were whacked and have given up 50 in their first game in successive seasons. 56-18 to Storm in 2025 and 52-4 to Storm in 2026.
Coach Ryles needs a little blow torch on him soon. He has skated along with media favours and really it is all window dressing. No strength or resolve and poor attitudes in his players (I remember in 2025 blokes pulling pants down of teammates, loud mouth bench players, etc. What standards is he setting in 2026?).
It is staggering to see how bad Parramatta were. Moses was full of whinging (as Kerry Packer said "don't explain and don't complain"). They have had a glorious positive media run, but they have nothing and face the Broncos next week. The key problem is they now have pace, but do not control the ruck. They tackle and retreat in their version of touch football, but are not fit enough to play like that. Fancy being doomed after one round. The Centre of Excellence should be turned into a bingo house. It would have the same impact.
The Gold Coast were just as bad and even though they were whacked, the Roosters were ordinary too (42-18), but the Warriors were strong. The Titans are sponsored by Hannay Criminal Lawyers. Josh Hannay the coach saw some criminal defence as well!
The Broncos were belted too 26-0 - and at home for their charmed annual draw as usual. The Panthers looked back to their ruthless best.
Canberra are the second half chiefs. They come back from any spot and have a toughness to win. Surely they will figure again this year after a terrible end to 2025. An incredible re-built team who win tight games regularly. The Rabbits looked brighter, but their defence struggles to match the best teams.
2. Australian FI Grand Prix. Talk about technical rule changes. Narrower tyres, lighter cars...all sorts of changes. The F1 seem very intent on changing their product and the fans just want to be able to follow the gig. Apparently prices have gone through the roof in 2026.
George Russell from Mercedes killed it. Piastri seems to have a changed (more negative) attitude this season after the nonsense of season 2025.
3. Dave Rennie. Signed up as the new All Blacks Coach. He has the worst ever record for Australian rugby coaches in the last 50 years! No doubt he will do better than a 36% winning percentage!
4. Six Nations Rugby. Ireland surging, but France looked to have it in the bag, until Scotland smacked them 50-40 overnight. A huge result for the Scots.
The Waratahs are back to their usual tricks, giving up when it gets tough, just like Parramatta. Losing 59-19 to the Highlanders. They are destined to miss finals as always. Attitude when things get difficult. Conversely, the Brumbies surge on beating the Blues. The Waratahs have just had a bye too!
5. EPL. (i) Tottenham are absolutely staring at relegation on 29 points with five successive losses. Serious decline. Notts Forest (28) are now equal with West Ham (28) who are surging quietly out of the 'drop zone'. An intriguing battle with nine games remaining for most (38 games total). Four wins out of nine games might just about do it for you!
(ii) Fifth Round FA Cup Results. Winners progressing to the final eight: Man City, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal. Four more games tonight.
(iii) A-League. Newcastle Jets look to have the minor premiership in their grasp. The Western Sydney Wanderers will be getting the spoon by the looks of it!
6. Arnold Palmer Golf Invitational. You only need to be a shade off colour and you are out of the reckoning. Min Woo (6th) continues his good 2026 form and Scottie Scheffler is still struggling in the first round of tournaments and having to play catch up (T20). Doing the business across four rounds is as tough as it gets.
7. Australian Women's Cricket. Annabel Sutherland. 7 Tests and 4 tons. Good going with another 129 and averaging over 100! The Australian women are very united and look like they really enjoy their time together. Elyse Perry back to great form (76) and they put together a handy first innings lead of 125 runs. They really crushed India in the end after a bright T20 start.
8. World T20 Final. India v New Zealand. Finn Allen has been outstanding. It would be fabulous for New Zealand to win an international cricket competition, but India are the big favourites. A few cheap wickets could level them however. Intriguing, but of course the final is in their backyard! India never miss out on an advantage.
9. Sheffield Shield. NSW were smashed once again. They really cannot bat on our seaming decks and have had a miserable year. Sam Konstas is a 25 average player only. There was a time this would never happen to NSW. South Australia look to be in the box seat to play Victoria in the final. One last game to go. Queensland almost let a golden opportunity drop and suddenly they could miss out on the final. 6-43 chasing another 200 runs, but with rain tumbling they hold on. Very lucky.
10. AFL. Swans did well and look really fit. The SCG is always a different story to the MCG, but a bright start. Amazing how no injuries can help you look really good. No stupid BBQ wrestling (Mills) or jumping over metal barricades (Rampe)... a bit more maturity perhaps.
The Gold Coast looked great. Christian Petracca was super impressive. What a signing! The GWS juggernaut was terrific as well.
11. Asian Cup - Matildas. South Korea up next and possible redemption in the Asian Cup. They look a lot more composed now. Coach Montemurro seems like a sensible coach of purpose and unity.
12. NBL. The Kings get underway their play off campaign this week v the Perth Wildcats. Best of three games.
13. Horse Racing. Terrific runs by a few... Tentyris was a poor ride, but what a horse. Joliestar is awesome, winning the Coolmore and Sheza Alibi was dominant . JMac is a legend. Six wins on the card. Follow him and you will be right!

