Wrap - Wayne's Pain

1. Does Wayne Bennett seem like he is getting bigger than the game? His pathetic 'I don't want to tell you where I am going' last Sunday was bizarre. By Wednesday he announces it to the world. Strange. Souths will be an unbeatable force with Michael Maguire. ..not. As Steve Kearney and he will learn without Cronk, Slater and Smith it does not matter how long you have spent underneath Bellamy. Matt Duffie has re-signed with Melbourne - not Parramatta. He knows this too.

Brian Smith starting to fray like every second season he has had at every club. He also has a terrible record with a drinking culture at the clubs he coaches. The Roosters are the leaders now - Myles, Carney, Friend, Watts. And he has Riddell writing a newspaper column on the top 20 players who he would like to drink with in the NRL. Coincidence - or an escape for his players?

Manly looking good, but what about the Broncos? No Lockyer changes that group big time in 2012, but while he is there it is pretty awesome.

2. AFL. Three draws in three weeks. Closer than normal. Big Buddy Franklin on fire. Crowds huge, but what a dud game in the wet. It should be postponed. Geelong not missing a beat and Collingwood should be given the flag now. A mile in front.

3. Rebels. Sign Beale and O'Connor. Just reinforces how there is not enough talent for FIVE teams in Australia. Reds under mackenzie have been awesome. He should be the Aussie coach. Great to see John O'Neill re-sign with the ARU. Things have never been better under him. Western Force is the biggest loser.

4. ManU losing to Man City and being bounced out of the FA Cup. Hard to fathom. Man City have won nothing forever and will hustle the injured Tevez back for the final no doubt.

5. Boston Red Sox. Terrible start to the Major League baseball season 3-10. Terrible when you are signing blokes for 20-30 million a season.

6. Great to see the PGA player - Kevin Na - who hit a 16 on a par 4. Fantastic. Long John Daly holds the PGA record of 18! Makes me look good. Do you want to play golf?...na.

7. More Joyous struggled in the wet, but what about the ride of Glen Boss on Aloha trying to win from the get go and stay in front. NO HOPE. Joke.

8. Jarryd Hayne. Is he the dumbest player in the game? He should be rubbed out for a couple of weeks for his head butt to give us all a rest from his hype.

9. Great to see Jana Pittman has brought her on again off again marriage to a halt. Her penchant for drama knows no bounds. Botched boob jobs, protracted knee injuries, relationship traumas, coaching staff fall outs, training camps overseas, family traumas, custody arguments, tattoos (turd stickers)...all cannot hide the fact that her form is awful.

10. Rivaling her is Mark Webber who is also fast becoming a joke on the world stage. He whinges, whines and complains. Again his form is not good. If a pot of gold landed in front of his car, he would tell the world how inconvenient it was without a trolley!

Wait for it though...he practises well, he trains well, he has never been fitter.....it's everyone else's fault.

11. Gilly and Warnie. Both dominating in the IPL. Did they retire too soon? Warne should be skipper now. He would have had three Ashes victories and a World Cup.