Wrap - VB - Very Bloody Ordinary

1. Andrew Johns. Pashing Bill Peden in a pub. Now we've all done some dumb things but that is right out there. An immortal - every inch. What is wrong with this bloke? He is the latest Human Headline. Move over man Mundine. He must be back on the funny stuff behaving like that. What's his next trick?

What the hell is wrong with Bill Peden? Has he said anything to explain - or is it all a new phase of bromance. Or is it new age and like a handshake these days? Would not have happened at Stallions or The Pit. Have you ever been that pissed?

2. The Brothers Burgess. Not since Bluey, Rudi and Terry Zarzoff and the Meoff brothers - Paul and Jack has there been a story done to death more than the Burgess brothers. Sam is a grub unfortunately (squirrel grips, high shots, gouging...). George is mad and the twins just shake their heads. Larry, Mo, Curly, Huey, Louie and Dewie Burgess are all over us. The mum is a lovely lady...who also played women's rugby league. Mrs B would be embarrassed however

In sport, the tougher the mum, the better the player. Apply that test to a few you know. It is true.

3. Are we kidding on the world stage as football contenders at the World Cup? We are absolute MINNOWS! Simple as that. Brazil dusted us up 6-0 and we were lucky they did not get to 10-0! We are fodder and are lucky to be there.

4. Link McKenzie is going to have to lift. The Wallabies are travelling worse than expected here really. He is not endearing himself pretending we are all OK. Will the Pumas pump us? Probably.

5. Is VB out of date anyhow? Maybe Fawad Ahmad is doing us all a favour. Half the team play like they are on the drink so it may just be best to retire the brand anyhow. Waiting for the first betting company to push for inclusion on our national team shirt.

6. As predicted, Stuart is gone. Is it too obvious that Ricky Stuart is going? The players don't care. He has left the joint in disarray. Contracts unresolved...not a big name signing in sight...Their defence is horrible. Far too many indians - and NO chief. How good was Hindmarsh really? He papered over a lot and now they lose each week by 50. They lost every away game this year. Terrible.

They should all have to come on Grand Final Day to receive their spoon on the dias. I hope Brohman has retrieved the oversized spoon from the Roosters and can deliver it there this week. Humiliation!

This may be unpopular to say, but Sandow should be sacked and helped. The Club is being held to ransom and needs a playmaker.

7. Liking Manly and Roosters for the premiership. Did Manly tank today v Penrith for a different game? Sounds dumb, but it mattered.

8. Hawthorn are AFL specials. Swans gone. Like Freo's effort away at the Geelong graveyard and what a delight to see the back of Collingwood! Port Power made a super effort. Malthouse was also put out of his misery as well. A great win really and Swans will be nervous.

9. Get on Djokovic and Williams for the double at the tennis. Serena is the best we have seen.

10. Blake Ferguson. Is there a more boring story in world sport?