Wrap - Get That Indya

1. World Cup. Tendulkar looks unbeatable on those dusty sub continent decks. India will be hard to toss if they bat first. If they bowl first then that is your only chance. Johnson looking good against minnows. Let's see what he is like against a few stars. The schedule is a joke. Can they only play two games a day? Surely across three countries you could play four games a day and half the bloody tournament. Yet another sign that India dictate what happens on the world cricket stage.

Cameron White is a hoax. When is he ever going to dominate? He has hardly got a run all year. Get Mike Hussey over there quick smart. We cannot win with White in the middle order.

Someone mentioned Hilfenhaus or Siddle to replace Bollinger? Get away! Surely not. They are both hopelessly inaccurate. Too short. Shizenhaus should retire. Nannes is our best. Someone suggested Doherty will go over...surely not.

2. Federer loses again to Djokovic. He has nearly had enough. By the way, put a question mark over Wozniacki and her mental toughness. World No. 1 but no Grand Slam title. Dud.

3. Waratahs are looking ominously familiar as last year. With this year's structure, the power of NZ and Sth Africa will explode on them soon, relegating us to the also runs...eventually.

4. The Six Nations Rugby is back in swing. It is officially the world's most boring football competition. Goal kicking has never been more exciting.

5. Todd Carney. DUI. Can anyone explain why this bloke still drinks? He needs an alcohol patch on both arms. Must have gotten another tough sticker/ goose stamp on this form.

6. UFC. 'The Octagon'! Referees with black gloves look like bouncers. Confirmation that people love seeing aggressive confrontations - especially when they are not subject to the pain.

7. A-League was full of running this weekend. Good time of the year for them with nothing else on the box. Gold Coast tremendous fight back v Adelaide and Brisbane Roar confirm their title as Australia's best team of the year in any code. Twenty plus games without a loss. What price a Grand Final loss?

8. Victoria win the domestic Ryobi ODI series after four flops previously. YAAAAWN. What a useless competition. Five blokes, a woman and a dog in attendance. Tassie terrible. Hodge should be in World Cup squad. Bring home Cameron White.

9. Fantastic to see Greater West thumped in the AFL! They are full of talk and full of crap. Sheedy is presiding over a disaster there. They will need fifty first round draft picks to win a game. The west of Sydney have no interest in them.