1. Make no mistake, NSW were thrashed by Qld. Ennis lucky to have
reached his car. What about dropped ball from kick off, kicking out on
the full, poor mullygrubbing drop kicks. The defence by our no 12 on
Slater was appalling.
2. NRL. 'proud of the boys tonight. We turned up but were just not
good enough on the night'. CODE: we are a pack of duds who had no
chance and I am not prepared to offend the players and lose my job.
3. AFL. It is all well and good for the Swans to win hhis week. Last
week they cost me $300!!
4. Murali. Thank God he's gone. He's cost Darryl Hair and John Howard
their cricket careers. Good riddance you whinger! No one will ever
beat a chucker. How must Ian Meckiff feel? Thank God Bangladesh turned
up, otherwise he would never have beaten Warnie.
5. Paul The Octopus has joined our Punter's Club. A bastard to feed
but worth his weight in krill.
6. Sulemam Benn. Could go down as one of the fieryest offies to tweak
a doorknob. Stormed a dressing room like Brian Macmillan. No gun.
7. Rugby Union. When will NZ ever host a daytime test? Is there
anything more boring than Tri Nations? They have the draw wrong too.
Why play NZ v SA twice in succession? Get a grip. How happy would you
be if you were negotiating a new SANZAR TV deal?
8. Saw a great bout the other night: fat guts v Sonny Bill. Top show.
Let's put Mundine et al to sleep.
9. What is the future of Australian Golf? Does anyone care? This sport
needs an injection of something - or a few sleeping pills.
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