Sunday, February 9, 2020

Wrap - Don't The Fans Love It

1. BBL. Stunning that they played at all after so much rain. Steve Smith is a dangerous player in all forms. Josh Phillippe will give Wade and Carey a run for their money. Warnie is clearly the best commentator in the business. The Stars salary cap is something else - Stoinis, Handscomb, Maxwell, Zampa, Coulter-Nile... and the Sixers is rubbery too - Smith, Starc, Hazelwood, Henriques, Abbott, Lyon... How do they do it?

A cracking crowd catch in front of the Ladies Stand was a highlight. Great win by the Sixers. They were the best fielding team in the comp and deserved to win. Silk is very valuable in that team. If they had kept the Pommie, Tom Curran, they could have belted everyone even more. Keeper -batsmen are gold in this T20 world.

Moises Henriques is a wonderful skipper. His knowledge of the game is exceptional. Really impressive and a possible future there at the highest level in some form of the game.

2. AB Medal. Warner seems a special. Maybe Cummins or Starc? A completely flawed concept these days and the preserve only a few national players who play all forms can reach. Smith an outsider.

3. Bushfire Appeal Game. A shame Warnie wasn't playing. No one had a spare plane, but there is great danger in these for world stars (Payne Stewart, Kobe Bryant...John Denver, Richie Valens!). Love the banter he brings... and his talent is missed. Some blokes never lose it. The stars of the show? Walsh can still move it. Akram looked strong too. Hayden was looking like he's been in the cookbook too much. Ponting still has it! Lara could still play for the Windies too. He hits the ball so sweetly.

4. Australian U/19 Cricket Team. Sixth place. Can't believe how low this is really. We are not dominating as we once did. India should hold every trophy and every place on the rostrum in world cricket. Their population says this is so. Good to see Bangladesh in the final. India to win however.

5. Rugby Union. How long does Raelene Castle have left? The TV rights is potentially a complete disaster for the game all the way down to park rugby. It is not her fault alone, but they have been uninspiring with the game in their control. The product is on the nose and will return to ABC on Saturday afternoons I suspect.

6. Waratahs. The crowd on Saturday was outrageously low. Rugby is on its knees. Back to the future. 32-12 loss...spoon time!?

7. Sydney Kings. First team to lead the NBL from start to finish. Impressive season...semis will be tough however!

8. NRL Integrity Commission. Busy times in summer for the commission. Josh Reynolds' case sounds intriguing. Curtis Scott, Siva, May, de Belin...complexity and all a shocking look for the game. Yet David Fifita and big Nelson from the Storm - squeaky clean those blokes!? That is an entirely inconsistent joke.

9. Jason Day. Could finally break his two year duck in Pebble Beach...!

10.  Horse racing. Hanseatic, Colette, Microphone, Alabama Express and Sylvia's mother were stunning at Caulfield on Saturday. Really like this Master Jamie and Ambidazzle too. Mark them down.

Sunday, February 2, 2020

Wrap - Cricket Chokers, Happy Klopper and a Marriage Test

1. BBL. A week in cricket is a long time. Suddenly The Chunder look like world beaters. Two great wins on the road v the Hobart Hurricanes and Adelaide Strikers. Not sure if playing regularly actually maintains an advantage. They will need to aim up against Stoinis and Maxwell however. They seem to be very close to disaster with their batting line up. Not sure how Chris Green gets on the field as 12th man at key times either (?) He can field well, so why not.

2. Cricket Choke. It has been a long time since we have seen a choke on the cricket field. I am channeling Chris Matthews in a famous Test when he couldn't hit the square and Glenn Trimble who bowled mile high full tosses and half trackers in a forgettable ODI. Check out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgXJ-OLIt-E

Chris Tremain added to this list in the Thunder's game v the Strikers. How Doggett gets a start in any game I don't know. Jono Cook is a talent. He could play at the highest level. Hales is a gun.

The Melbourne Stars go in as favourites, but likely to fall over at a key time if their form is true. Sydney Sixers have been an awesome franchise. Talk of getting Starc back for the final would be awesome. Cricket Australia need to fix this and place primacy on our BBL - not the IPL.

3. Australian Open Tennis. Once again the might of Djokovic is on display. Theim is rising fast, but when it comes to domination at the Australian Open, Djokovic is like Nadal at the French Open. Another Grand Slam win takes him to 17 Grand Slams, three behind Federer who will do wel lto add to his tally. Nadal has a bit more in the tank yet at 19 Grand Slams, but Djokovic could knock them all over.

4. Sofia Kenin. A relative no name on the women's tennis circuit, but a prized Grand Slam in her keeping now. Ash Barty must be kicking herself, despite the baby and the brave face. She has sacrificed another Grand Slam there. Barty is refreshing and positive, but sometimes you wonder whether she actually really enjoys it all. She left once before to play in the women's BBL. You get the feeling she will walk away cold again one day. Number 1 in the world is an impressive memory regardless.

5. Sevens and Nines, Half Courts and Super This and That. Are people that desperate for extra manufactured sport? Or is it the broadcasters? Some of this is ridiculous. Fancy the Roosters even contemplating having a busted AFL star from yesteryear in their line up? Todd Carney was touted too? Maybe the bushfire fundraiser mentality is the new norm. Someone though could get seriously hurt.

6. A League. Sydney FC should call in the engraver.

7. Liverpool FC. Double up with this trophy at 20+ points ahead in February. Happy Klopper indeed!

8. Horse Racing. Really liked the run of Away Game, Prague and Standout on the weekend at Randwick. Ones to note.

9. Rugby Union. At the bottom of the list for a reason. The sport is taking a back seat to basketball these days. After a predictable loss to the Crusaders, here's hoping their season is not as long as the surname of the new lad, young Nawaqanitawase!

10. Sydney Grade Cricket. What about Rob Aitken for North Sydney Cricket? He has played 472 games since 1992!!! He moves past the great Ken Hall, who took the record from the great Bob Aitken from Parramatta (369 games). Grant Lambert and Rob Aitken are the only two players to ever score 11,000 first grade runs - including 8 centuries and 58 fifties - and take 600 wickets. That could test a marriage!

11. Superbowl. Kansas City Chiefs v San Francisco 49ers. A great bounce back by the 49ers after years in the wilderness. However I cannot see Patrick Mahomes losing this one. Kansas City...Witchita...Witchita..boom!

Sunday, January 26, 2020

Wrap - Winning Nothing

1. BBL. The key selection in any BBL team is the keeper. Look at the best teams... they have a great wicketkeeper-batsman (Carey, Phillipe, Wade...Rahul). This allows the team to have six decent batsmen. The combination has to be 6 bats-1 allrounder- 4 bowlers. I am increasingly of the view that outside of two bowlers you could almost bowl anyone. In the end you need runs so load up the batsmen and get rid of useless keepers. Jay Lenton from the Thunder is one such keeper. Zero runs is a complete liability. Getting a batsman as keeper eg. AB de Villiers is an outstanding bonus.

Further to last week, in addition to the smoke cancellation, the Thunder have had a game cancelled be electrical failure (v Heat in 2018) when the lights went out too...a throwing cheating scandal this year with Chris Green and so many rain affected games. Shane Bond the coach loads the team up with bowlers and what do you know...they struggle. They also had the Hurricanes and Strikers score a record total between them for a BBL game and bounce the Thunder out of the 2019 finals by the looks of it too.

2. Matthew Wade. An incredible innings - 130no off 61 balls. Cricket Australia needs to get our schedule right so Aussie players can participate in the full breadth of this tournament. Can you imagine Indian players not playing in the IPL? The BBL suffers with blokes coming and going too much.

3. Olyroos. Great effort to get back into the Olympics. However, it will be a minor miracle if they can win anything there. Once that is over the Western Sydney Wanderers should sign up Graham Arnold. He is one of Australia's best ever coaches - all codes.

4. Nick Kgyrios. A great win into the fourth round, but you would have thought he had won the whole tournament the way he went on. He lacks class and listens to the wrong voices. A shame as he has talent, but he lacks grace and class. Nadal will clean him up.

5. Australian Open Tennis #1. It is possible to win a tournament like this for any of the top twenty men world wide, however if you play five setters along the way your chances diminish massively. Federer will now struggle. Djokovic looks sharpest.

6. Australian Open Tennis #2. Is anyone sick of whinging, whining tennis players? So many spoilt brats. Arguments, complaining and tournament supervisors... the worst side of the sport. The press conference and the try hard Kgyrios v Nadal conflict nonsense is part of it. Refreshing to see Ash Barty win and not carry on like a pork chop.

7. A League - Brisbane Roar. Starting to move with a string of wins, but Sydney FC have it all in the bag.

8. Manchester United. The coach Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is getting desperate. Signing Carlos Tevez at 35 years of age...ummm. The great club is in strife.

Sunday, January 19, 2020

Wrap - Cheating Scandals

1. Sydney Thunder. This BBL franchise is under a hex. If there is a controversy or a way the game can turn on its head, the Chunder will find it. They locate controversy and seem to attract it endlessly. Smoke cancellation... super over losses, rain shortened games... Their season is on the line again and the chances are they will miss out. There is a massive problem with the condition of their home deck (every season!) and they take games to Canberra which is not a lot better. They are the Adaams family franchise...the bad weather follows them.

2. Australia v India. We are still lacking the hammer blow player and are too slow at key times. We rely heavily on our bowlers and with the post 'sandpaper gate' disappearance of reverse swing, it is staggering. We are lacking the killer blow. The Gilchrist Factor. We have come up short with Ashton Agar and Ashton Turner. Neither have the flair or experience on the sub continent. Turner actually had one of the worst IPL seasons on record so it is tough to know why he was chosen for India - and played. Darcy Short was surely a better option. Maxwell, Stoinis, Mitchell Marsh... this slot of accelerating the run rate has been our disappointment for a long time now. Kohli is awesome - averages 96 on the chase!

3. MLB Baseball Controversy. This week saw the demise of the Boston Red Sox manager, Alex Cora, with a dark cloud now hanging over their 2018 World Series win. The LA Dodgers are whining loudly of course too. So you know, a catcher signals  what sort of pitch to throw - disguised from between his legs - taking instruction from his own dugout coaches. They feign and fake signals and secure a clear understanding in the end. The pitcher usually delivers what they are told. Unsighted by the opposition - except if you have a video camera pointed on the opposition catcher. You can get the sequencing and signs and predict what will be thrown.

Electronic messaging of opposition signals to batters - or banging a drum in a certain sequence - allowed them to know what sort of pitch they were about to receive from the opposition pitcher. Cheating by violating the code of baseball and its integrity rankles the US sports fan. The Houston Astros have been punished for their role. The Astros must forfeit their regular first and second-round selections in 2020 and 2021 drafts as well as paying a $5 million fine. However, there is much more to come here I suspect.

Players will spill their knowledge in time...retirees especially. Many players are affected as they were dropped/ traded, etc when the opposition actually was cheating with video footage of their signs. Some others profited.

Going into the changeroom to decode opposition signals is not acceptable either. This is bigger than the steroids revelations of the 1990s - Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, et al. It is like a poker player having knowledge of what is on an opponent's cards!

4. Western Sydney Wanderers. Has there been a team that has fallen in a bigger heap than this lot? Their big crowds and chanting mob have evaporated and their bright start to the season has died. Their coach 'Babbel' has had enough and the crowd have had enough of losing under his lead. Farewell. They need a new ethos. More locals and more talent.

5. More Cheating - English Rugby. What about Saracens? They won four league titles in the last five years and have been doing a Melbourne Storm all along! They should have records adjusted and stripped off them. Saracens will drop into the Championship following their salary cap breaches, but there should be more consequences. We are still waiting for NRL player managers to fall some five years later.

6. NFL. Green Bay v 49ers... Titans v Kansas City... winners to the Superbowl. The Titans have stunned the USA with their two away wins v the New England Patriots and the Baltimore Ravens. The NFL is huge business in the US.

7. UFC. Violent, violent stuff. Conor McGregor is back. Is that a good thing? If only this lot listened to Justin Langer's recommendation for sportstars to 'abandon social media'. Muhammed Ali on Twitter would have been interesting!

Sunday, January 12, 2020

Wrap - Bit Bloody Long (BBL)

1. Australian Cricket. Pretty dire financial times when we need to get to India for a nothing ODI series in the middle of our summer. What is worse is having India dictate our scheduling of possible Test venues and try and avoid the Gabba. Are we kidding? When did that start? It would be good to see Kevin Roberts show some spine here. I suspect that he is 'everyman'...four day Tests ('we'll look at it'), ridiculous betting bans ('we won't review'), Israel Folau playing Test Cricket (ummm), bushfire legend fundraisers (great).... Maybe he should just focus on getting cricket played properly in the country.

On the Bushfire Fundraisers...a public vote of ex-cricketers to be involved would have been the way to go...maybe Kerry O'Keefe would have bowled!

2. BBL. The BBL can drag on...does anyone remember a result from last week? Not sure if it is just Reserve Grade cricket for the IPL at times. Gratuitous entertainment for a thirsty cricket nation? Glenn Maxwell, Mitch Marsh and Marcus Stoinis have certainly provided that. Plenty of sixes! Stoinis' 147 - awesome power! He is well cut!

All three look like specials for the Australian T20 World Cup team. AB de Villiers arrives this week so that will create more interest!

Love the nickname of that Hinchliffe for the Melbourne Stars - Ron Burgundy! Very funny.

Melbourne Renegades won it last year and can't win a game. Go figure. The import in any team needs to be a player that changes a game for you...not a pedestrian military medium bowler like Gurney and Gleeson! Harsh lesson learned.

3. Latrell Mitchell. At least he is keeping the violence and nonsense of the off season parked elsewhere. Long may he stay silent once his contract is resolved. Souths will need to back end it heavily so it may be one they pay for down the track.

Great signing really for Souths. Latrell needs to lose five kilos though. He looks to have beefed up. If James Roberts can aim up this will be an incredible backline... Reynolds-Walker-Mitchell-Roberts-Gagai-Campbell-Johnston...that is some sort of pace and strikepower out wide. Premiership winning if it is on song.

3. Shane Flanagan. Is the man to be trusted in his new role at St George-Illawarra? Coming out saying he wants a Head Coach role when he is a fresh, newly appointed Assistant Coach, tells me he has been promised something. Or has learned nothing. He needs to rebuild his own credibility first after blatantly defying rules... was there any supplements scandal involvement too? Then we have Issac Luke telling everyone he wants to end his career at the Rabbits. Honestly.

4. Alex De Minaur. Superb tennis, but you don't beat Nadal easily. Nadal is still king, but the Joker wins everything on hardcourts (read Australian and US Open) these days. Despite the talent of Nick Kyrgios, he is unpredictable and cannot string a week or two of quality performances together. Simple as that. As a result a quarter final is generally his PB.

5. Tim Tszyu. There is a lot of rubbish in the boxing game. The Jeff Horn v Tim Tszyu bout stands to be Horn's last bout and Tszyu is talking tough. Horn needs a lot of cash from it before his life comes under scrutiny and the pressures of setting up a new car wash franchise get to him and it is all squandered.

6. EPL. Liverpool are crushing it it this year, being 16 points ahead of second placed Leicester City. Remarkable streak. The rest simply implode although Lampard's Chelsea are hotting up. Norwich, Watford and Bournemouth look headed back the reserves now. A lot can change between now and May however.

7. NFL. Interesting to note the San Francisco 49ers are carving it up once again. And Jarryd Hayne has thrown that away too! The Tenessee Titans have excelled beating the Patriots and the Ravens yesterday. Awesome effort! Their coach has said he will cut off his own knackers if they win the Super Bowl! That is committed to the cause!

I love the honesty of the Green Bay Packers' QB, Aaron Rodgers: "I don’t know that even our fans felt supremely confident in us". Green Bay oust the Seattle Seahawks and the Kansas City Chiefs triumphed too. The business end.

8. Yet another Cameron Smith excelling. Winning the Hawaiian Sony Open in a playoff was very clever. Good coin for a good guy.

Sunday, January 5, 2020

Wrap: Lyon's Share

1. Cricket v NZ. The resting of Southee, the mystery virus that displaces a struggling captain, the arrival of a bloke from the beach, the weak batting line up, Ross Taylor's shockers... New Zealand have been quite the misery. Their efforts with the bat in the first innings have been pretty disappointing... one bloke bowled between the legs, one spooned to mid on, a ridiculous run out, a farcical stumping of no. 11, the batting of a bloke (Henry) with a broken hand. What gives? The number two Test nation in the world? Not on your life.

Very pleased to see no Swepson playing in this Test. He is not the goods as Warnie would love you to believe. There are better...Boyce, Short, Pope...

Nathan Lyon picks up five wickets in an innings and leaps to 17th most in world cricket. Phenomenal really. He has plenty of time left yet too. Knocking over Harbhajan Singh would be a good goal. Steyn's strike rate (42.3) is amazing.

2. The Great Migration. Intriguing article (C/-Gus Masters) on the rise and spread of South African cricketers into New Zealand may tighten up their batting in the years ahead. https://m.cricbuzz.com/cricket-news/111593/the-great-migration The politics and the shenanighans is incredible.

3. Latrell Mitchell. And still it spins on out of control. Talk about a fiasco and the Roosters don't want him around either which is fair enough. Getting Nick Politis offside is not smart.

4. Media. Loved the Daily Telegraph headline re Sivo..."Trouble Maika". Parramatta desperate he does not head the way of Semi Radradra.

5. New England Patriots. Absolutely shredded. A wild card exit and their season in tatters - ended. They need some receivers. Gronkowski has been missed more than anyone will admit it.

6. BBL - Chris Lynn. What an awesome player he is. Such power and skill. When AB de Villiers joins the Brisbane Heat, look out.

7. Initials. Speaking of which... cricket players known by their initials..AB de Villiers, JP Duminy, BJ Whatling, VVS Laxman, MS Dohni...others? WG Grace... which also led to SCG MacGill of course and even today: SPD Smith (Steven Peter Devereux).

The best are two West Indians:
1. Andy Roberts - AME Roberts (Anderson, Montgomery Everton) OR
2. Eldine Baptiste - EAE Baptiste (Eldine Ashworth Elderfield Baptiste).

Sunday, December 29, 2019

Wrap - C'mon!

1. Test Victory. Great work from Travis Head on being man of the match in a Boxing Day Test. Great concentration when needed the most. Matthew Wade is now in the frame of being sacked. (Has anyone spotted Kurtis Patterson? A quad injury at the worst of times). The New Zealanders have been terribly disappointing. Winning the toss and bowling was a terrible decision in this last Test. The role of Warner in this Test cannot be underestimated. He was what held us together after Joe Burns tried his best to get sacked from the Test team in the first morning of the Test. The Australian attack is lethal - Pattinson, Cummins and Starc. Hazelwood is a long way off returning for mine.


The NZ big guns have not fired and they have struggled against our sheer pace. 0-2 down is a bad result for them. So many teams simply do not win away from home, including Australia.


2. Siddle Retires. The great Peter Siddle has thankfully retired from International Cricket. A war horse, but well past his best. We'd still be playing if he had played in Melbourne.


3. Classic Catches. Where has the BBL backyard cricket classic catches segment gone? The crowd catches? Some of these bits and pieces from the original BBL coverage actually made it work... then they stray from the formula. Like the original Classic Catches.


4. Bumpers. Neil Wagner's bumper barrage and seven wickets. Have the laws changed? Why are you allowed to bowl so many short pitched balls, a la the 1980s Windies? Surely this needs to be looked at. I bet if it was Starc bowling 140-150kph, the ICC would already have corrected this. It is almost that the underdog is allowed a bigger break than most here.




5. BBL Super Over (Sixers v Thunder). Cracking game. Can anyone work out why Khawaja faces the first ball of a Super Over - other than playing with a "hero mind set" and selfishness? This and the wide from Morris were fatal for the Thunder. Morris' efforts at the end were terrible. Hales was the man to win it for the Thunder and should have faced all deliveries. This is why Khawaja is easily dispatched as a Test player... lacks team spirit.


What gives with the indoor stadium in Melbourne? A terrible surface that is simply second rate - and has been second rate for a long time.




6. Australian Women's Cricket. Brilliant promo with the old "C'mon Aussie c'mon" jingle. The original Mojo voice seemed to be a bit croakier but great to hear it. The women's game get a lot right.




6. EPL. Liverpool are dead certs, but we had Man City win 14 straight last year to edge them out. Liverpool have beaten all the key rivals. Theirs to lose. Leicester holding up well. Arsenal have been abysmal.




7. A-League. So even and so drab... the teams are all the same. No one dominant. They are in desperate need of some star power.


8. Maika Siva. Hopefully not true and all will be well, but there is a disturbing trend for our Samoan/ Tongan players to be caught up in these matters this off season. Are they aware of their star status and what that brings? Some of the Integrity Unit findings of late have been quite special.